Gilligan

Gilligan

Why do folks keep singing “a 3 hour tour, a 3 hour tour” whenever they hear my name is Gilligan? Your human inside jokes are completely lost on me. About the only 3 hour tour I would sign up for is one of Baconsville, a bacon making...

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Fortuna

Fortuna

Hi, my name if Fortuna and I was named after the Greek goddess of luck. They say everyone has a story to tell and looking at me, you just know I’ve seen it all. You might look at me and wonder why I’m lucky when I only have one eye...

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Jana

Jana

You wanna piece of me? What does that even mean? No, I do not want a piece of you that would be gross. But that is exactly what some other dogs said to me, in borky bork bork dog language of course. Now based on bad interactions with some other...

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Blaze

Blaze

Just call me Jack Tripper, because I had kind of a Three’s Company thing going on. I was living with 2 very cute girls. The only difference was instead of an apartment we were sharing a one room blue pipe drainage ditch. And also there was no...

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Hush Puppy

Hush Puppy

An adult panda can spend up to 12 hours a day eating, and in order to fulfill their dietary needs, they need to eat at least 28 pounds of bamboo. What does that got to do with the price of eggs? Nothing, I am just totally jelly of pandas and how...

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Patty Jane

Patty Jane

a.k.a PJ Sparkles I need some help y’all…how do I explain to the little girl child that her Princess Elsa band aid is not gonna fix my boo boo. My boo boo needs a tad bit more doctoring than a well meaning kiddo can provide, although I appreciate...

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Mama Deena

Mama Deena

“All you need is love, love, love is all you need”….just a little Beetles ditty that I think they wrote about me!! I was found with my baby girl pup under an abandoned house. Life wasn’t so easy for me trying to protect my baby and keep her fed...

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Jule

Jule

I don’t wanna be a tattle tail, but I spotted a bill board that looked like some black and white patchy cows were spray painting the words “eat more chicken” on the sign. What’s udderly unbelievable is they misspelled...

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Lisa Bear

Lisa Bear

What’s tall dark and Shiny? The answer to that question is my mama but I’m short dark and shiny. I look alot like her except instead of being tall I got short legs. If it squeaks I’ve got it covered. I love my squeaky toys and letting you know...

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